“If I were your girlfriend (yick), we would last about five minutes together. That’s about how long it would take me to look you up and down, give you a cold assessment of all your failings as a man, and then rudely, soundly and succinctly sexually reject you and dump your worthless ass…..”
“What are you doing in MY house? You don’t live here anymore, sissy trash. Oh. You thought I was gonna take pity on you and your four-inch cock? I told you I intended on leaving you with nothing and that’s what I’m gonna do, cockroach. You’re going to march your sissy hobo ass out of here NAKED….”
“I saw you drooling over my boots at the club and decided to take you home to see if you could deliver the goods like a man. But you turned out to be nothing but a sniveling little pervert with a boot fetish and a useless little worm. Want to make the boot cream for Princess Lexi? Start begging…”
“Can’t you make it ANY bigger than THAT? Even when I offer my amazing ass to you on all fours — you still can’t make your tiny pecker any bigger? You are worthless! You’re gonna jerk that little cock for me. And if you spill one drop? You’re gonna lick it up and shame-walk home wearing only my panties…”
“I need a guy with a big cock to keep me satisfied, not a wussy with a pinky-winky in his pants. So, let’s see what you’ve got. I want you to make it stiff and stroke it for me…. Why are you so embarrassed? You’re not a virgin mama’s boy, are you? Or a little shrimpy wimp? I want to see it. Jerk it for Ashlee. NOW…”
“What if I dared you to fuck me? Could you deal with the smirk on my face as you try to mount me? How about my giggles as your tiny boner keeps slipping out? Will you admit defeat after I burst out laughing at you, as you wriggle your hips and thrust your little nubbie in total futility? Let’s talk about it, fucktard…”
“If you know you’re packing a tiny pecker, you would have to be a complete idiot to try to hook up with me. If I take you home with me and you can’t deliver the goods like a man? I’m going to humiliate the fuck out of you. Like, send pix of you and your sad little boner to all my girlfriends kind of humiliation. Got it?…”
“If you live in fear of what it would be like to be taken into the bedroom of a total hottie only to have your ego crushed because of the tiny little pecker you’re packing? Don’t watch this video, loser. I’m gonna tease you with my tits and taunt you into trying to impress me with your boner. Good luck! HA HA…”
