“Let’s hump our pillows together until you squeal and squirt for me. I’m gonna give you the finger, stick my tongue out at you and bust on you and your pathetic life, jerking my hips along with you. Until the geek slime spills out of your little winkie for Heather. Into your squishy crusty pillow. HA HA….”
“You are ridiculous. A pillow between your legs doesn’t feel like pussy. It feels like nothing. Which is perfect for you. You get nothing. Actually, you do get something. You get me laughing at you while you wriggle your hips and flail like a sissy worm until you shoot the loser goo into your pillow for me…..”
“I saw you drooling over my boots at the club and decided to take you home to see if you could deliver the goods like a man. But you turned out to be nothing but a sniveling little pervert with a boot fetish and a useless little worm. Want to make the boot cream for Princess Lexi? Start begging…”
“Can’t you make it ANY bigger than THAT? Even when I offer my amazing ass to you on all fours — you still can’t make your tiny pecker any bigger? You are worthless! You’re gonna jerk that little cock for me. And if you spill one drop? You’re gonna lick it up and shame-walk home wearing only my panties…”
“I need a guy with a big cock to keep me satisfied, not a wussy with a pinky-winky in his pants. So, let’s see what you’ve got. I want you to make it stiff and stroke it for me…. Why are you so embarrassed? You’re not a virgin mama’s boy, are you? Or a little shrimpy wimp? I want to see it. Jerk it for Ashlee. NOW…”
“What if I dared you to fuck me? Could you deal with the smirk on my face as you try to mount me? How about my giggles as your tiny boner keeps slipping out? Will you admit defeat after I burst out laughing at you, as you wriggle your hips and thrust your little nubbie in total futility? Let’s talk about it, fucktard…”
“If you know you’re packing a tiny pecker, you would have to be a complete idiot to try to hook up with me. If I take you home with me and you can’t deliver the goods like a man? I’m going to humiliate the fuck out of you. Like, send pix of you and your sad little boner to all my girlfriends kind of humiliation. Got it?…”
