Notice how Princess Danielle’s eyes sparkle and twinkle when she sees that you’re in agony? Danielle wants you UP all night tonight, sleep-deprived and stiff, crawling around on all fours, kissing her butt, stuttering, drooling and begging to do anything she says. No matter how humiliating. Maybe she’ll let you nuzzle her g-string. Maybe she’ll let you oink out a piggy puddle on her thigh-high boots. Maybe she’ll just tease and torment your pathetic little pigtail… all night long. Weakling.
Tease Princess Isobel wants to play a sinister little game with you, weakling, to see just who controls that little joystick inside your pants. To see who can make it stiffen on a whim… to see who can make it throb with agony… to see who can make it cry like a baby. You’re about to learn exactly who it is that controls your pathetic little pecker: Cruel Princess Isobel. She can make it stiffen. And she will make you suffer.
When Amazon Princess Mandy forces you to put your pathetic little peep-shooter on display, all you can do is seethe with shame as she laughs at your feeble attempt to impress her. After this 6’3″ beach volleyball goddess finishes flicking and taunting it, she’s going to tease you into cuckykissing her butt, until you’re blubbering and b-b-begging to spit a worship puddle at her perfectly pedicured size 12 feet. Will Mandy bring you to the brink – only to brownnose and deny you?
Princess Velvette knows that making you stiff means making you weak, easy to control and easy to violate. Your platinum blonde goddess intends on mercilessly manipulating and arousing you, using your fetishes against you, just so she can look you in the eye and laugh at that feeble little thing poking up at her, before she commands you to sissy-splash your humiliation panties with worship goo. All night long. All for your gorgeous new goddess, stunning Princess Velvette.
Lifestyle Diva Leah uses her hot pink bikini like a leash and collar around your throbbing little package to string you along back to her princess lair… Only to backslap a stinging reality check between your legs, loser: The date she’s getting ready for isn’t with you. Stupid. Leah’s only interested in having you around as a potential sissibitch. Be warned, wanna-be: enter into Diva Leah’s world and you are going to be abused. And humiliated.
Princess Sari thinks it’s hilarious that you subscribe to Humiliatrix.com. She intends on taunting your fetishes and tickling your stiffy – just to turn you into her throbbing, blubbering, blueballed, sleep-deprived, worship-stroking fool-for-princess. Will she let you spit the puppy squirts at her pretty toes? Or will she tease you to the brink only to mercilessly flick it with her fingernail as she giggles at your distress?
HE does it down her throat with a fistful of her hair. YOU do it in your fist wiff a handful of tissues! BWAH HA!!! Just ‘cuz provocative brat Princess Isobel lets her stud-bull boyfriend dominate her, doesn’t mean a widdle dork like you has a chance of being anything but her stammering, panty-sputtering, out-of-luck cuckywuck. This hyper-articulate bad girl humiliatrix is going to force you to experience what separates the men from the mama’s boys.
Ice Princess Rhianna knows you can’t help but adore her. She intends on teasing you into a state of helpless aroused agony, so that she can smirk at your distress and coldly remind you of her absolute unattainability to a sad, pathetic nobody like you. Will your Ice Princess take pity on you? Or will she abruptly dismiss you – with a cold contemptuous sneer – sending you home with a broken heart, crushed ego and throbbing erection?
Ice Princess Rhianna knows you can’t help but adore her. She intends on teasing you into a state of helpless aroused agony, so that she can smirk at your distress and coldly remind you of her absolute unattainability to a sad, pathetic nobody like you. Will your Ice Princess take pity on you? Or will she abruptly dismiss you – with a cold contemptuous sneer – sending you home with a broken heart, crushed ego and throbbing erection?
When you show up at her door on a blind date, tall, naturally-dominant Princess Carly Erin stares you down, laughs in your face and wonders aloud why the dating site is sending her midget men like you. But the real comedy show begins when cruel Carly Erin challenges you to unzip and prove to her that you’re not a little man – where it counts. After she finishes laughing at it and lascerating it with her wit, she’s going to farce you to use it to humiliate yourself, as she teases and taunts you. You are truly pathetic. Widdle man.
