The Beach Goddess

For hoties like me, summertime means cocktailing and cock-tweaking... strutting around in our teensy bikinis, showing off our coppertoned legs and our open-toed stilettos -- with our gleaming red toenails peeking up at you, mocking you, and teasing that lonely little pecker in your speedo, until the dorkdrool starts to drip down your pathetic little beach blanket boner. Ha ha! Loooser! Gonna go give yourself a consolation massage tonight?