You just can’t help staring at that gorgeous blonde fitness trainer, Humiliatrix Princess Brandi. When Brandi catches you with a boner in your shorts, she calls you out, taunts you and farces you to kneel nose-to-camel-toe, between her powerful legs, as she mocks you, belittles you, and farces you to sniff her “princess palace” – a place you’ll never get to visit. Loser.
Don’t you dare get caught drooling over Princess Brandi’s perfect butt, boner boy, unless you’re prepared to kiss it. For real. At the gym. In public. In front of everyone. Humiliatrix Princess Brandi knows you’d secretly love to be her brownnoser bitch boy. She plans on rubbing your face in your torment and turning you into her butt-kissing fool. Pucker up for your Princess! You dirty old drool bucket.
Ready for a rude reality check? Here’s the deal, dorky: Superbitch Brandi is going to strip you of your masculine illusions by putting you through one of her workouts. And if you can’t keep up with her like a man, she’s going to farce you reach into your panties “to do your sissy workout” for her instead. So what’s it gonna be, wimp, pumping iron like a man or pulling your peepee and piddling your panties as Brandi giggles at you?
When Humiliatrix Brandi catches you drooling over her at the gym she proceeds to lay waste to your ego, trashtalking your “pencil arms” and “tiny package,” proclaiming for everyone to hear that “your kind of workout involves hand lotion, sissy panties and porno,” and then (just in case you were wondering, loser) loudly informing you that you have “no chance” of dating her as she bursts out laughing in your face.
