“While I’m getting ready to cocktease a hot frat guy into hooking up with me, I decided to take five minutes out of my busy evening to put you in your loser place and remind you why you could NEVER get a girl like me. I’m gonna tease you with my amazing DDs till you’re covered in drool and slimed in precum…”
“Listen up, pig pen. You’re gonna get kicked into a mud puddle and crammed in a trash can, so we can flick our ashes in your mouth, stuff our dirty tampons in your undies, and dump our boyfriends’ gooey dirty condoms over your face, before we leash walk you down fraternity row as our new mascot, the oink pig…”
