It’s your big chance to unzip, unfurl, and impress Princess Tiffani with what u got. You better not disappoint her! Cuz if you’re too small, soft, or stubby, she’s going to call her girlfriends and tell them what a wussy you are, as you stand there with your worthless weewee in hand. So. Are you ready for Tiffani, big boy? She’s licking her lips and about to unzip you…