“Why are you wasting time on those dating sites? You know you have zero chance of hooking up with someone as super-hot as me. So. Why don’t you get real with yourself and devote yourself to your true destiny: being Princess Ashleigh’s anonymous internet chastity puppet…”
“Your penis is so pathetic, so underwhelming, so utterly useless, I bet I can cum faster with a squishy sex toy than I could with your lifeless limp dick. You’re gonna watch me make myself wet as I mock and humiliate your manhood. You can drool and pinch your laughable little package as I tease and deny you…”
“Your fan letters amuse me. Since you seem to think there’s a chance a Russian tennis goddess like me might be attracted to a drooling, stuttering, fist-fucking little creep like you, I thought I’d respond to your latest love letter directly…
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“I’m going to look you straight in the eye to put you completely in your place: last place, loser. I’m going to spell out for you why you will never have a chance with me, and why my new boyfriend is completely superior to you, as you sit there and drool pathetically over my perfection. Have you no self-respect at all?…”
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“Let’s have a little talk — a VERY little talk — on what girls like me think about pathetic, useless, worthless dicks like yours. You’re going to unzip for me, so I can flick and spit on your sad little boner. Then you’re going to look me straight in the eye so I can laugh in your face and tell you exactly how pathetic you are…”
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